lying politicians

A plane carrying politicians crashed into a farm. When the police arrived, they found out that the farmer had already buried them.

The following conversation ensued:
POLICE: Are you sure they were dead?.
FARMER: Yes, I'm very sure, though I heard some screaming "Help me! I'm still alive o!", but you know these politicians, they lie a lot!.. ( I don't blame the farmer sha.)
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