A lady wanted to buy a parrot, she went over to the store and asked the store keeper. "what is so special about this parrot" said d lady."it can talk" replied the storekeeper. Then the lady asked d parrot " how do I look" the parrot replied " you look like a prostitute". The lady turned to d storekeeper and said " i can't buy such a rude parrot". The store keeper pleaded with her to wait on a little, he took the parrot to d back of the house and dipped it inside a bucket of water, when he brought it out he said to it "insult that lady one more time and i will dip u inside a bucket of water again" he took the parrot back to the lady and said " pls ma'am ask d parrot another qusetion;
Lady: if i come home with a man, who is he?
Parrot: your husband.
Lady: 2 men?
Parrot: ur husband and his brother.
Lady: 3 men?
Parrot: ur husband, his brother and ur brother.
Lady: 4 men?
Parrot: Get the fuck'n bucket of water, i already told u, she is a PROSTITUTE!!!!!
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Sunday, 23 September 2012
The Rude Parrot
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